"Good, because she could use some etiquette lessons." And then Ikkaku oozes down into even more of a sprawl across their path more or less out of spite; he ends up at least partially atop Akiyama's feet. Dignity? What dignity? This is the man who has several Lucky Dances prepared for special occasions.

Akiyama tries to shove Ikkaku away, to little avail. "Get off my feet, shithead."

"That's 'get off my feet, Third Seat Shithead'," He corrects before moving on. Yanagi's answer is... not quite what he was going for. He narrows his eyes more. "What'd she do? Yachiru told me she stole 40 pies or something, but that doesn't sound legitimate."